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Kevin Smith isn't (just) fat.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010
I don't really care that someone famous got called fat because of some safety policy or whatever, but before he flips out about it he should think of the real victims in this situation, his family. Before he starts his tirade about fat people's rights or whatever he should do his kid and wife the favor of buying the giant oversized box his swollen carcass will reside in. That may dull the pain of losing their husband and father to his own selfishness and inaction. This is like Robert Downey Jr. being pissed at Delta for not letting him take his heroin on the plane. People who are choosing how they die don't need to be accepted by society, they need to be told more explicitly that BEING FAT WILL KILL YOU THAT IS WHY THERE ARE NO OLD FAT PEOPLE. You want to smoke in the restaurant where I eat? Fuck you. You want to be fat on the plane I'm flying on? Fuck you too. Go commit suicide faster, try meth.

I really do feel sorry for his family though, I hope he makes a real change in his life instead of acting like a spoiled bitch or an emo kid (though I understand that will be hard since it's his favorite character to write.)